How to Get Laid: 20 Sexy Tips to Make Hooking Up Feel Effortless
Are you hoping to find someone special and get lucky this weekend? Learn how to get laid and look forward to some fun at the end of a long week!
Truth be told, sometimes we all just need to go out and get laid. If you’re not in a relationship, you can have some trouble when it comes to your sex life. And we all know a healthy sex life is good for more than just your genitals. So, you need to learn how to get laid in a way that’s not going to land you in embarrassing situations!
After all, you can’t simply walk up to someone you like the look of in a club and suggest that you both head off for some fun. Well, you can, but it’s not likely to end in the way you want it to!
You need to go out there, enjoy yourself, look the part, and then, hopefully, you’ll end up getting lucky at the end of it all!
[Read: I need to get laid! 13 signs it’s time to break the dry spell]
Why we all need to get laid occasionally
There are SO many great reasons to have an active sex life including:
1. Increased immune health
2. Great for heart health
3. Lower blood pressure
4. Awesome exercise that helps to regulate weight and reduces the chances of obesity [Read: 13 benefits of being sexually active that make sex so worth it]
5. Improves headaches and other pain conditions
6. Reduces stress
7. Helps you get a better night’s sleep
8. Boosts confidence
Now, with all of these benefits, who wouldn’t want to jump on the next person they see? Oh yeah, because they might have a problem getting the other person to actually agree! You can try listing off the amazing benefits and see if that works, but it probably won’t. You’ll have to try a bit harder than that!
For some, it might be easy to hit up the local bar and bring home a cutie that’s got what they’re looking for.
For others, it might be a lot harder than that, and they’ll have to put in the extra work. If you want to learn how to get laid without compromising your pride, read on! [Read: The 16 best hookup apps of the year – What exactly are you looking for right now?]
How to get laid – The subtle and naughty tips to help you get lucky in bed
For those of you who need some extra tips in order to bring home that lucky person and get laid, these are for you. Make them work in your favor and give yourself the best night you’ve had in a while!
1. Be approachable
We know you’re probably going to be the one approaching different people, but you also have to look approachable in order to get them to NOT run in the opposite direction.
So put on a smile and make people happy you’re there talking to them. Smile! It’s one of the best ways to show other people that you’re a fun person to be around. [Read: How to make people like you – 35 tips to charm absolutely anyone]
2. Dress the part if you want to learn how to get laid
If you want to pick someone up, dress like you’re about to meet the love of your life for the first time, even if you’re just going out to meet someone to take home.
Your chances of getting laid go up about 80% if you look incredible in an outfit. Of course, when you look good, you feel good too. Confidence plays a huge part in the success rate of learning how to get laid.
You can’t show up in sweats and a t-shirt and expect people to want to jump in the sack with you. Put some effort into your physical appearance! Also, be hygienic. Nice-smelling people are always more attractive. [Read: The best tips to look fabulous and interesting while trying to get attention]
3. Don’t act like you want to get laid
Believe us, people can tell when someone wants to get laid within the first 10 seconds of them talking. So when you walk up to someone, don’t act like you’re desperate for sex and just looking for a hot hookup. You’ll simply reek of desperation and there’s nothing attractive or sexy about that.
Act like you want to get to know them and have a good time. It’ll make you look a lot less creepy, and it’ll up your chances of taking someone home.
4. Be patient
Patience is key. Don’t expect to show up and walk out 20 minutes later with someone. You’re going to have to spend a lot more time looking for a potential mate than that. Don’t get irritated or discouraged right off the bat.
Focus on enjoying yourself and then you’ll exude approachability. That’ll boost your chances to no end. [Read: Do you have the patience for dating or are you frustrated by it?]
5. Lower your standards
Yes, you have to. Not everyone is going to walk into a bar and walk out with a 10 to sleep for the night. No matter what the movies say, it just won’t happen.
If you expect to take someone home for the night, you need to lower your standards; otherwise, you’ll leave empty-handed. [Read: 10 worst people you could have a one night stand with]
6. Be confident, not cocky
Confidence is sexy, cockiness is a huge turn-off. This is important!
When you walk up to someone or a group of people looking for someone to get alone, you can’t be completely full of yourself. People will walk the other way faster than you can bat those pretty little eyelashes of yours.
Confidence is something shown through your body, smile, and eyes; cockiness is something coming from the stuff you say. Act like you’ve got it together, don’t go blabbing about how you do. [Read: 9 subtle differences between a confident and arrogant man]
7. Talk to a lot of people
Don’t set your eyes on one person and have that be the end of your pursuit. You’ll leave alone and feel discouraged if it doesn’t work out. Talk to a lot of different people. Even if you find someone interesting, give them your number and move on.
If you really like them and can reunite later, great! The goal here is to raise your chances of finding someone awesome for the night. And the more people you connect with and exchange social media details with, the higher the odds that they’d reach out later in the week and want to hook up too!
8. Gauge their interest carefully when learning how to get laid
Don’t keep pursuing someone that just isn’t interested. Seriously, you have to gauge their interest and adjust your strategy accordingly.
When someone keeps looking away when you’re talking and not engaged with the conversation, move on. They’re not interested. If you stick around, you’ll just look desperate and there’s nothing sexy about that. [Read: 15 flirting signs to instantly know if someone is flirting with you]
9. Escalate the night appropriately
And by this, we do NOT mean force-feeding the person drinks so they’re intoxicated enough to go home with you. That’s creepy and you’re a slimeball if you do that.
By escalating appropriately, we mean you can’t just dive in for a home run. You have to test the waters with physical touching, getting closer to them, making sure they’re feeling the same way you are. Then you can finish the night off according to plan. [Read: How to get a girl wet and horny while talking to her]
10. Make someone jealous
Everyone wants what they can’t have. That’s just a handy little fact of life. Start talking to someone, be really interested, and then catch someone else’s eye and make your way over to them, leaving the other person watching you walk away.
Not only does this make them jealous, but it also makes you look way more desirable in the best way. Just don’t be too mean about it, and wait for that other person to approach you again. [Read: How to make a guy jealous – 20 wicked ways to win his attention]
11. Be open
If you’re someone people approach and try to pick up, be open to different people. Don’t just shoot someone down right away. Be open to new people and ideas and it will definitely help you get laid. Don’t be too picky!
Of course, that doesn’t mean sticking with someone you don’t find attractive for the sake of getting laid – it means being open to new options.
12. Be charming if you want to know how to get laid
It’s no secret that charming people usually have the most luck when it comes to getting laid, and there is a good reason for it.
Charmers usually know just what to say and when to say it to make other people feel like they’re the most important person in the room – a very important trait when trying to pick someone up. [Read: 15 tips that can make your really charming and likable in no time]
13. Make people approach you
If you really want to get laid, make people approach you. Look good, feel good, act like you’re having the time of your life, and there will be people lining up to talk to you.
Buying people drinks is also a very approachable trait because it shows that you’re kind and generous.
14. Have fun!
Don’t make the sole purpose of going out to get laid, because that will just add pressure and people can sense that. Go out to have fun. Make some attempts but don’t worry about it too much.
In all honesty, when you’re out having a blast, that’s really attractive, and it will actually make things easier for you.
Of course, it’s win-win because you’re enjoying yourself and making memories. You might be having so much fun that you forget you’re trying to figure out how to get laid! [Read: The subtle art of making a guy really horny while sitting next to him]
15. Go easy on the compliments
Complimenting someone too much and saying stuff that is too hard to believe is the fastest way to get shut down. Make your compliments subtle and meaningful.
The best compliments are the ones where they can’t tell if it’s an actual compliment or not.
16. Resort to a booty call
The absolute best way to get laid is to have a booty call. Not everyone has this luxury, but if you strike out downtown, call up your go-to and have them come right over! [Read: How to start a friend with benefits relationship with someone]
17. Try a dating app
Some apps are specifically made for hook-ups. Let’s be honest – Tinder might market itself as helping people to find love, but there are more hook-ups arranged on that app than anywhere else!
The bonus is that you can look for people in your area who are also on the search for the same thing as you. Then, you take all the hard work out of learning how to get laid and you can just get down to business! [Read: How to use Tinder – Your walkthrough to find love or a fling thing]
18. Be clear about what you want
You need to tread carefully with this one because if you show to someone you’ve just met that you just want to sleep with them, they may end up slapping you across the face and leaving you with nothing. [Read: How to get any girl to have sex with you by arousing her very slowly]
However, if you read the situation carefully and you get the sense that they simply want the same thing as you, why not be honest? If you’re slow dancing together, just whisper in their ear, “I really wish I could take you home right now”. That way, it’s sexy and in the moment, and not downright weird. [Read: How to tell a guy you want to have sex without feeling slutty]
19. Make sure you have protection to hand
This one is important on many levels but if you get to the point where getting laid looks likely and then you don’t have any protection with you, you’re going to end up kicking yourself.
Make sure you have protection in hand and then when you do get lucky, you can both just get down to the good stuff without worries. [Read: Unprotected sex – The dangers most people don’t even think about]
20. Try some different bars
If you’re getting zero luck from the place you’ve decided to visit, why not drink up and head to another bar instead? Maybe you’re just in the wrong place!
The more people you meet, the greater your chances of meeting someone who wants the same thing as you that evening.
[Read: Tinder fuck secrets – How to find the hottest lay by using this app the right way]
Learning how to get laid doesn’t have to be the hardest thing out there. Be sure to follow these tips and you’ll have an amazing night you won’t be able to forget.
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